Suddenly Sex Confessions

kisna · Joined: 21 Oct 2006 Posts: 77

There is a kind of vegetable available here which looks like cock. You can get it in any size. i don't know what is this called in English. Have you ever tried any vegetables to masturbate?

myca · Joined: 11 Sep 2006 Posts: 1150

Eggplant is one of the best for me. Just don't forget to choose the perfect size that best fits for you. I've used it many times. It's more convenient to use during masturbation.

jampet06 · Joined: 27 Sep 2006 Posts: 69

Honestly, I find that any kind of vegetables burn when I try. I even try with lube... I duno.

Crimson · Joined: 11 Sep 2007 Posts: 24

I have always loved cucumbers, for more than one reason.
I often wonder if people are staring at me because I take
so long to pick out my cucumbers at the store.

myca · Joined: 11 Sep 2006 Posts: 1150

You're exactly right crimson. At first, I thought cucumber is only good for the eye but I realized that it's good for masturbation too especially if it entered on my vagina.

Crimson · Joined: 11 Sep 2007 Posts: 24

Speaking of vegies, I found the strangest shaped squash
at a roadside stand the other day. The vendor had thrown it
to the side, because of it's weird shape, which would have made
it very difficult to cut up. He said the vine had grown around it
making it unable to grow correctly, causing odd shapes along
the body of the squash.
But I was interested in it for other reasons. It would be hard
to describe, but it was long, with lots of bumps and bulges.

myca · Joined: 11 Sep 2006 Posts: 1150

I can't imagine myself using rough skin veggies during masturbation.
I think it gives more pain rather than pleasure.

Ricardo · Joined: 28 Aug 2006 Posts: 656