Suddenly Sex Confessions

AnchorsAway · Joined: 02 Sep 2006 Posts: 131

For fun, please share any memorable sex-related movie or television lines.

My favorite was from a French film I saw while I was in college. The subject of using a condom came up, and the male character said "I had to stop using a condom. I just hate the smell of burning rubber."

My second favorite is from Woody Allen, in the movie "Everything you ever wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask." In one scene, an enormous breast is on the loose, bouncing around the town and crushing things. At the very end of the scene, after the breast was controlled, Woody Allen says something like... "Well we'd better be careful. These things are known to travel in pairs."

I look forward to hearing some others from all of the fine good-witted people of the forum Smile

(NOTE: This is post # 69 for me. I suddenly feel like I could use a cigarette... and I don't even smoke!)

Ricardo · Joined: 28 Aug 2006 Posts: 656

In "Smokey And The Bandit" Burt Reynolds says he takes off his hat "for one thing, and one thing only."

Later, Sally Fields tells him to "take your hat off."

myca · Joined: 11 Sep 2006 Posts: 1150

Great lines guys! I've seen a local movie entitled "Eggplant". The guy said to the lady " Would you mind to eat mine and I'll eat yours." And the lady answered " Oh! lets eat each other."